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half stache 

1. (n.) A partially developed mustache with a soft, fuzzy texture instead of thick, fully developed facial hair. It is undesirable and should be shaved off as soon as possible.
2. (n.) One who sports such a mustache in a desperate attempt to appear mature or cool, but obviously falls far short of their goal. A person with a half stache usually tries to act intellectual and contantly engages in unwanted political conversation with persons who do not desire to hear the half stache's ramblings.
Look at that loser, he has a half stache.

Half stache is trying to discuss popular soveriegnty with Mr. Knix again. I wish that idiot would know his place and just shut the hell up. Nobody even cares about what he has to say.
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half stacked 

The period between having no boner to having a boner
I was gettin half stacked when that bitch took her shirt off
half stacked by Tripler2k August 1, 2007

Halfstache 

1) Half of a moustache and/or beard. Preferably the left half is kept and the right half is shaved.
Dude, the halfstache is the most innovative thing of our time. It looks sweet!
Halfstache by Ian B. Line March 27, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026