Similar to your average Dingleberry, only this is a larger quantity of feces attached to even more hair.
Friend 1: Why do you keep picking at your ass? That's gross, You got a dingleberry or something?
Friend 2: Nah man, I got a hairy egg.
Friend 1: ...Wash that shit off, Literally.
Friend 2: Nah man, I got a hairy egg.
Friend 1: ...Wash that shit off, Literally.
by BrooklynsTyrant April 20, 2009
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