Hairline

The line where your hair starts. For some reason, dumbasses like to make fun of people's hairlines when they don't really matter.

Kid: U HaVe a rachet hairline!
Sane person: Why does it matter?

by Racist21 June 1, 2015

hairline

something that Jojo Siwa doesn't have

I haven't been to urban dictionary since the last time Jojo Siwa had a hairline.

by sisterslang March 21, 2020

hairline

it's just a hairline on your forhead and it comes in different shapes and sizes

check out mr.murphy's hairline

by cheeseburger March 15, 2005

hairline

something you don't have

your hairline is like my best friend: imaginary!!!!!!!

your hairline spells janky in cursive!!!!!!

by Tofunator June 16, 2010

Hairline

When the corner of your hairline is receding so much so that it looks like a right angle.

Jake: "Oi bruv, are you losing your hair?"

Rhys: "What?!"

Jake: "Yeah bruv. It looks like a right angle in that corner."

Rhys: "You're right my hairline's fucked."

by Glyndwr February 23, 2017

Hairline

Something jojo siwa fails to own

You’ve got a hairline like jojo siwa

by Special_child July 23, 2019

Hairline

Something you dont have

What is that hairline, your hair is terrible.

by 74 ¢ent May 18, 2017