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crap-haggler 

Any person, not necessarily homeless, that will haggle bargain with you for your feces (chocolate gumdrops).
Someone that will approach you seemingly out of nowhere, after having shadowed you, analyzing in secret the remnants of your stanking poo, perhaps left behind in public restrooms.
They will attempt to get you to lower your standard fee - don't! Rob them blind with your penchant for poo pricing!
Jeremiah, once a stand up guy, fell victim to the thrifty prowess of the notorious East End crap-haggler Humberto "two turd" Rodriguez.
crap-haggler by Paco Sánchez November 22, 2006
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An awesome army of people from all of the world, gay people, straight people, black people, white people, yellow people, attack helicopters, fat people but never americans, they suck dick. Higglets will sacrifice themselves if they get the chance and a great enough threat is there. Higglets work together in the communist country of atlantis. Higglets are in a long lasting war with nigglets.
DAMN THAT HIGGLET JUST SAVED HIS ENTIRE RACE FROM A METEOR SENT BY THE NIGGLETS.
Higglet by BIG HIGGA February 3, 2018

hagglegat 

A juice tasting party and potluck with many exotic foods like Jewish fish and Pablo's pies.
" Oh man I love the salamander sauce that you brought to our hagglegat!"
hagglegat by Liwimouse April 22, 2022
To try and convince someone to make whatever they are selling a lower price. They'll suggest a price, you'll suggest a lower one, and each of you keep on suggesting prices until you are willing to pay.
"The boat is $1000."

"I'll pay you 500."

"850."

"700."

"Deal! Pay me $700 and the boat is yours."
haggle by Newbia June 23, 2004

Haggett Household 

noun
Definition - The household of legends, typically consisting of an angry lesbian mom, a manlet dad who loves cheeseburgers, an autistic kid who loves bed, and a somewhat normal kid, but grew out an ugly greasy mullet.
Sentence example: Oh lord that looks like a Haggett Household if I've ever seen one.

dick haggler 

A person who is obsessed with finding a guy with the best dick possible. They haggle over the price (the characteristics of the guy) and try to determine if the guy is worth the dick.
Tom was going to propose to Melissa until he found out she was a dick haggler and knew he didn't have enough to compensate for his average member.
dick haggler by nicheh October 17, 2013