Håkon

Håkon is a synonym for more powerfull than God!!!

(you wish you had this name!!!(I know it!))

Hi I`m Håkon!!
Hi I`m more powerfull than God!!

by More powerfull than God April 13, 2009

Håkon

The guy that say he's on his way, but is still in bed. He is also a master procrastinator.

He's on his way, no way, he is a Håkon. He is still in bed
Or
We have a project due tomorrow, we can't afford to Håkon too much.

by DoItNowNotLater March 07, 2016

Håkon

A very normal name for a gay person. Håkon loves to fuck guys and suck dick everyday

Look there’s a Håkon, he got to be GAY.

by Håkon M September 11, 2019

Håkon

Håkon is a norwegian name. If your name is håkon you probably have the biggest dick of your friend group, and probably goes around and says it to everyone. You're very handsome and kind, you have all the hot girls hanging around you 24/7 because of your good humor and big vibes.

Girl: let's go to håkon, he has such a good vibe
Other girl: yes i love spending time with him

Girl: ive heard he has the biggest dick!

by Karoline.ig November 11, 2020

Dirty Håkon

The act of pounding triangle shaped dildoes up someones anus and nostrils until they die.

Whoa! That dude deserves a juicy dirty Håkon!

by PeeWeeMan June 03, 2020

håkon cuntmo

A big nigger faggot. Usually found on the streets giving blowies for a buck.

You are such a Håkon Cuntmo!

by nigger420 69 January 13, 2017

Håkon Løvstad

A great scientist who believed that gay people were aliens that were invading the planet. He died december 8th 1963. He is buried under the library at oxford university.

Wow Håkon Løvstad is such a great scientist.

by whalla gangster December 09, 2020