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MGG (Mammary Gland Gyration) 

The systematic and continuous frottage of the male genitalia against, in between, or on top of the female breasts.
Naw dude, I don't want to hook up with her, those are A cups...I can't even MGG (Mammary Gland Gyration) that shit!!

Gyrationatosis 

Unsuspecting uncontrollable violent pelvic thrusts brought on by an unknown chemical reaction. One specific known strain is Gyrationatosis: 111, gyrating malfunction triggered by a weird genetic combination present in some 20th century humans.
Either that guy suffers from Gyrationatosis or he wants to pork.

Turkus Gyrational 

In a world where destiny demanded they clash, Biorg and Gyorg stood on opposite sides of an ancient battlefield. Biorg, the fierce warrior with eyes like molten steel, and Gyorg, his rival with a heart as wild as the wind, were bound by fate to be enemies. Their duels were legendary, each strike echoing with a force that could tear apart mountains.

But something else churned beneath the surface—a deep, unspoken connection that neither could deny. One fateful night, as they met in a hidden glade under the pale moonlight, swords were lowered and words were lost. In a moment of undeniable truth, their lips met, sealing their forbidden bond.

As their kiss deepened, the world around them shifted. Gyorg's form dissolved into a shimmering mass, reshaping into the smooth, metallic curve of a barrel. Biorg, in disbelief, felt his body stretch and morph, his limbs twisting into the frame of a wheelbarrow. They were no longer men but objects—a barrel and a wheelbarrow—bound together in a strange, sticky embrace as trails of thick, glowing slime oozed from their new forms, connecting them in ways more profound than they could have ever imagined.

Together, they rolled through the strange landscape, their love and newfound forms inseparable, destined not for battle, but for an eternal, slimy union.

Signed, Eric Weinstein.
I'm gonna turkus gyrational!!!
Turkus Gyrational by John Plork September 12, 2024
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026