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MGG (Mammary Gland Gyration) 

The systematic and continuous frottage of the male genitalia against, in between, or on top of the female breasts.
Naw dude, I don't want to hook up with her, those are A cups...I can't even MGG (Mammary Gland Gyration) that shit!!

Gyrationatosis 

Unsuspecting uncontrollable violent pelvic thrusts brought on by an unknown chemical reaction. One specific known strain is Gyrationatosis: 111, gyrating malfunction triggered by a weird genetic combination present in some 20th century humans.
Either that guy suffers from Gyrationatosis or he wants to pork.

Turkus Gyrational 

In a world where destiny demanded they clash, Biorg and Gyorg stood on opposite sides of an ancient battlefield. Biorg, the fierce warrior with eyes like molten steel, and Gyorg, his rival with a heart as wild as the wind, were bound by fate to be enemies. Their duels were legendary, each strike echoing with a force that could tear apart mountains.

But something else churned beneath the surface—a deep, unspoken connection that neither could deny. One fateful night, as they met in a hidden glade under the pale moonlight, swords were lowered and words were lost. In a moment of undeniable truth, their lips met, sealing their forbidden bond.

As their kiss deepened, the world around them shifted. Gyorg's form dissolved into a shimmering mass, reshaping into the smooth, metallic curve of a barrel. Biorg, in disbelief, felt his body stretch and morph, his limbs twisting into the frame of a wheelbarrow. They were no longer men but objects—a barrel and a wheelbarrow—bound together in a strange, sticky embrace as trails of thick, glowing slime oozed from their new forms, connecting them in ways more profound than they could have ever imagined.

Together, they rolled through the strange landscape, their love and newfound forms inseparable, destined not for battle, but for an eternal, slimy union.

Signed, Eric Weinstein.
I'm gonna turkus gyrational!!!
Turkus Gyrational by John Plork September 12, 2024

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026