Gurtej 

The coolest person on the block. Likes to party.Plays games to much and still gets good grades.

A new Gurtej just moved in next door!

Gurtej by Vivek Nandur September 16, 2003

Gurtej 

It has an amazing meaning which is 'Glory Of God'. This may be a burden on some but not to this person.

When required to meet a deadline, Gurtej will meet the deadline.

Gurtej by Anonymous May 13, 2005

Gurtej 

means handling in work late

hey, u done a gurtej again

Gurtej by sumeet April 24, 2004

Gurtej 

Someone or something that cannot meet a deadline
Can also be referred to as Deadline Boy

U've done a Gurtej

or

Gurtej why is your work in late?

Gurtej by Naddem Naz June 30, 2004

Gurtej 

he is fatty obese guy with a gutti, will eat anyone and everything, is short, locally developped, smelly, a choosing begger, he is not funny and can ruin anyones mood just by his presence.

Person 1: Hey! Have you seen Gurtej?
Person 2: yeah! his odour made me pass out!
Person 1: Oh no! I told you to beware
Person 2: thanks!

Gurtej by Kalwant Simpson June 11, 2023

gurtej 

Big dick nigga professional e-sex 4 times champion

Wow this nigga is a gurtej 😍😍

gurtej by milanveermanch March 16, 2024

Gurtej 

A kind soul who is a bit cotton like. They sometimes scream chill out and god damn and ah shir my eye. They have Tourette’s and keep repeating the word yo. They are borderline on spectrum for autism but it’s okay cause we love Gurtej. He a bit cheeky one. Hes a pink one and that. Pinks plural. He has a lit friend whose name begins with a b and a not lit friend whose name begins with a g. He wants to be kicked in the balls and enjoys it, he likes the feeling. He likes losing the ability to walk. He likes being dominated

Gurtej is cool

Gurtej by Pinkkballs April 1, 2025