When one comprehends GCSS-Army entirely too well and begins a conversation with a mixture of broken English and incoherent acronyms. Often accompanied by hand gestures.
I asked Garlow how to move things from one subhand receipt to another and his eyes just went dead as he spewed Garlownese. All I could say was “Ohhhhh yeah. Silly me. I knew how to do that...” and then I called someone else as equally dumb as me.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).