one who flaunts one's abnormally bulging musculature for his own entertainment and for the annoyance of others lacking.
by gunshow December 15, 2004
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.
In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.
2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.
In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.
2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."
2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."
2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
Billy: Have you got your tickets yet?
Sarah: To What?
Billy: To the Gun Show!!! ***while pulling back his right sleeve, flexing his muscles , and pointing with his left hand
Sarah: To What?
Billy: To the Gun Show!!! ***while pulling back his right sleeve, flexing his muscles , and pointing with his left hand
by bErt September 23, 2004
by George Hatcher August 30, 2006
by joey bennett August 15, 2005
The showing off of one's biceps/muscles...or...lack thereof. Usually used to get a girl's attention, and if the girl has a brain it will not work.
Guy: Hey, you going to the gun show tonight?
Girl: I don't see any 'guns' there...and I have a boyfriend. See ya.
Girl: I don't see any 'guns' there...and I have a boyfriend. See ya.
by thesarcastictruth July 05, 2011
A sexual act in which a man sucks a woman's vagina dry, and then spits her juices into her asshole. After this he must take her to Brown Town and jizz in her ass. Following the anal sex, the man must suck all of the juices and jizz out of the woman's ass, say "Welcome to the Gun Show" and spit the juice/jizz mixture in her face.
-Man, Gaetzy gave his bitch a gun show last night, what a sick beauty.
-Yeah bro, I guess we call him Gun Show for a reason..
-Yeah bro, I guess we call him Gun Show for a reason..
by WelcomeToTheGunShow March 29, 2011
Jan 19 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose