one who flaunts one's abnormally bulging musculature for his own entertainment and for the annoyance of others lacking.

1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.

The showing off of ones biceps

Gratuitous display of biceps, commonly referred to as "guns."

An expression used to show or tell people that you have guns or muscular arms.

The showing off of one's biceps/muscles...or...lack thereof. Usually used to get a girl's attention, and if the girl has a brain it will not work.

A sexual act in which a man sucks a woman's vagina dry, and then spits her juices into her asshole. After this he must take her to Brown Town and jizz in her ass. Following the anal sex, the man must suck all of the juices and jizz out of the woman's ass, say "Welcome to the Gun Show" and spit the juice/jizz mixture in her face.