The best discord bot in the world, can steal your girl in 1 millisecond :skull:
was made by the best algerian tiktoker ever named fritzel._
has the best commands and it doesnt insult you
dont fuck with him or he will fuck you with a metal dick
The Basement Guard is soooooooooo good, he stole my girl in 0 seconds.
by Fritzel >:) June 13, 2022
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Someone that wakes up early to enter the student union. They tend not to go to classes and they will be there 99% of the time. Legend has it it that if you say their name 3 times they’ll appear.
Fade: precious you’re an SU security guard.
Precious: how?
Fade: you open the SU
by TLoba2Splashy2Cashy February 8, 2022
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A tampon, whose lodged presence is unbeknown to you in the heat of passion, preventing any entry to Fuckingham Palace......
Things got dirty with Janice the other night after Cinderella Rockafellers, was just about to pop my finger in and was thwarted by a "Palace Guard"....If I'd have known at the start of the night I wouldnt have spent all my cash on WKD!
by cheffykins April 5, 2011
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Using brutish bullish or troll like mannerisms or actions to get your way over an object a person or a group or activity.
Quit troll guarding the remote
by h1pnotic0verkil April 27, 2018
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A security guard who are the first sign of anything physical happening to him. Becomes terrified and begins to sweat shake and not be able to speak properly.
He’s not for this pub he’s a wests guard.
by King Kongo March 11, 2023
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AD guy: damn dude my last deployment fucking blew.
Guard Bro: yeah flying for Southwest has been really kicking my ass too.
by scipioafricanus1836 May 14, 2022
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male 1: Fuck's sake, did you see how short Shirley's skirt is today?

male 2: I have seen the promised land, and there are no clam guards in it.
by iamsoyoelpato February 15, 2012
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