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GREGORIUS PRIMECIUS 

A LONG NOSE BREED OF MONKEY THAT IS MYOPIC AND LOOKS A LOT LIKE A ORANG-UTAN AND HAS AN AMAZING NASAL FEATURE. USUALLY FOUND GESTICULATING WILDLY WHEN PRESSURED.
AFTER BEING TORTURED WITH PHONE CALL AFTER PHONE CALL TODAY I FEEL JUST LIKE A GREGORIUS PRIMECIUS AND I AM FLALING EVERYWHERE AND I ACT LIKE A FULUBRIOUS DRUNK GUY,I DUNNO WHAT I'M DOING ANYMORE.

Gloria and Glorius 

The two old parrots in the zoo, who have never left each other's side since day 1. They conjoin knuckles and always huddle together in pairs. When one is near, the other is happy. When one is gone, the other is depressed. Let's hope no one dies.
"Gloria and Glorius are the perfect old, married couple!"
"That couple over there looks like a Gloria and Glorius!"
He's the weird dorky kid who always makes reddit jokes, we don't mind it tho
"you know gregorius?"
"yea, he's that weird kid right?!"
Gregorius by YouSeeThisGreg? November 15, 2020
Gregorius is a very good friend, he makes lots of jokes that are sometimes weird but we don't mind it
"do you know gregorius?"
"Oh that weird kid?"
gregorius by YouSeeThisGreg? November 15, 2020

Rafael Gregorius 

A skibidi rizzler who is part of the Tyronium Empire
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026