grenade jumper

We all are aware of the fat chick known as the grenade among many of her hot friends, and if no one hooks up with that girl none of us guys are going to score. So the grenade jumper is the unfortunate yet honorable member of a crew who risks his own health and self-respect in order to allow his friends to score buy "jumping" on the grenade.

We can take these girls home right now. Who's going to be the grenade jumper and take one for the team?

grenade jumper by Capt Stevo January 26, 2007

jumped on the grenade 

A female in a group or in a pair, that's not attractive. The one no one wants. But since she's not attractive and doesn't get the same attention as her hotter friends she gets jealous and turns into a cock block.

"I was hangin out with a buddy and took one for the team, jumped on the grenade to divert her attention."

jumped on the grenade by CaptainAmerica0329 September 25, 2013