Green Penis
Green Penis by Ykcab June 18, 2003
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Green Penis Grandma Cookie
To paint one's penis green and then put cookies in their grandmas ass, and then put the penis in the ass.
Green Penis Grandma Cookie by Professional Educator September 22, 2020
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greek penis
A greek person's penis that is controlled by the gods Zeus and Poseidon. Greek penises are known to be too big and too mighty for many women. Female encounters with these penises have resulted in vaginal tearing and extreme orgasms controlled by Poseidon(God of Water)
Maria: So im going out with Kosta
Nicole: NOOOOOO!!!!
Maria: Why?
Nicole: He has a GREEK PENIS!!!
Maria: OMG I better stay away from him he might cock slap me
Nicole: Your too late greek penises are too powerful
Maria: Fuck your right
Nicole: NOOOOOO!!!!
Maria: Why?
Nicole: He has a GREEK PENIS!!!
Maria: OMG I better stay away from him he might cock slap me
Nicole: Your too late greek penises are too powerful
Maria: Fuck your right
greek penis by Itchy Scratchy January 12, 2011
Green Penismen
Dude 1: What did you get from that cave?
Dude 2: I got some stone, some iron ore, some coal, and som- *BOOM!* FAAAK! Just got killed by a Green Penismen, and now i gotta get my stuff again.. Goddammit! -_-
Dude 2: I got some stone, some iron ore, some coal, and som- *BOOM!* FAAAK! Just got killed by a Green Penismen, and now i gotta get my stuff again.. Goddammit! -_-
Green Penismen by ROFLcycle January 12, 2014
Hate Sink
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026