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Green Penis Grandma Cookie

To paint one's penis green and then put cookies in their grandmas ass, and then put the penis in the ass.
Her: How was the family reunion?
Him: It was a total Green Penis Grandma Cookie!
Her: Holy FUCK!!

greek penis 

A greek person's penis that is controlled by the gods Zeus and Poseidon. Greek penises are known to be too big and too mighty for many women. Female encounters with these penises have resulted in vaginal tearing and extreme orgasms controlled by Poseidon(God of Water)
Maria: So im going out with Kosta
Nicole: NOOOOOO!!!!
Maria: Why?
Nicole: He has a GREEK PENIS!!!
Maria: OMG I better stay away from him he might cock slap me
Nicole: Your too late greek penises are too powerful
Maria: Fuck your right
greek penis by Itchy Scratchy January 12, 2011

Green Penismen

Dude 1: What did you get from that cave?

Dude 2: I got some stone, some iron ore, some coal, and som- *BOOM!* FAAAK! Just got killed by a Green Penismen, and now i gotta get my stuff again.. Goddammit! -_-
Green Penismen by ROFLcycle January 12, 2014
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022