green peacer 

Someone who doesn’t get a straw at a restaurant and is happy about it because they think their saving the sea turtles. Believe themselves to be a conservationist but only care about animals nobody cares about (spotted owls, some little black speckled Eastern European butterfly, wolves, sea lions, a plant no one has ever seen... u get it).
Typically has a shifty social status, can easily transfer from hippy to lawyer to portray a constant fake sense of happiness.

Originally created in California, they’ve begun a mass migration throughout America.

There terrible opinionated, feel like the world owes them everything, somehow have money without ever working, and bring all their dumb laws with them.

If you live in a rural area, beware they are coming.

The green peacer hit his breaks instead of the gas when a little squirrel ran out into the road.

green peacer by Yacolt February 22, 2021

Green Peace

A lodo (low down) term for marijuana so people think you are cultured and matured, when you are really talking about pot.

-Yo, do you know where to go for green peace?

-Yea, it's $25 a gram, $60 an eighth.

-Damn, this better be some good green peace.

Green Peace by "Boston" George Jung October 18, 2008

green magical peace flower 

the green magical peace flower is well know to all us happy people who cant stop laghing we we smoke it it looks like a flower but is actually a plant a.k.a. weed you know the good stuff also smoked on our national holiday 4:20

whats that smell oh mom its the green magical peace flower dont you know were trying to help the earth. dont be such a hypocrit

green magical peace flower by feed your head June 7, 2005

Greenpeace

The feeling of inner peace you get when you start smoking weed on a regular basis.

Also an organization of obnoxious hippies.

Jim: "So I walked right by Brad the other day and he didn't even mention the money I owe him."

Bob: "Yeah, he's been a lot less stingy ever since he found his inner greenpeace."

Greenpeace by TheHereticTheory January 2, 2011

greenpeace

Fucking hippies who deserve to be beaten with 2x4s.

'OMFG! Stop the evilness! We must stop eating meat, stop cutting down trees and stop doing many things vital to our way of life.'

'STFU hippie.'

*shoots hippie*

greenpeace by AJAW August 9, 2004

greenpeace

The left-wing equivalent of the Daily Mail. Despite their occasionally making a valid point, you have to wade through a mountain of bullshit, scientific illiteracy, alarmism, and extremist lies to find it.

"Despite the fact that nuclear power allows France to have the cleanest air in the world, we at Greenpeace are against it anyway beacuse... well isn't it to do with bombs or missiles or something?"

greenpeace by Zamzara October 26, 2007

Greenpeacer 

A supporter of Greenpeace or, generally, a keen environamentalist

A greenpeacer is that kind of idealist tree-hugger hippie comitted to saving the whales and protecting the environament

Greenpeacer by HappyHippie January 15, 2007