green gorilla

An unlikely scenario or chain of events. From fighting/ marital arts instruction; Instructor will demonstrate technique, a student will propose progressively unlikely "what ifs" regarding the technique, i.e. "what if he had a knife, gun, samurai sword, now there's three guys etc., prompting the instructor to say, "what if 99 green gorillas came out of nowhere and beat the tar out of you?"

The boss went all green gorilla about me being late for that meeting. He asked what if I missed a crucial detail only mentioned in the first ten minutes and it led to the company going bankrupt and all of us ending up in prison.

green gorilla by Alocksly February 13, 2021

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gorilla glue green

The stickiest of icky aka exotic weed- Nothern Lights, Widow, Kush, etc. Excellent marijuana.

I just smoked this shit, dawg. It's some straight gorilla glue green; I'm not even playin! I mean, I had to wash my motha fuckin' hands just to get the stickiness off. Like for real, for real!!

gorilla glue green by Comanche Jackson January 16, 2011

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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