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greasing the skids 

To consume some type of food or medication in order to unclog a constipated keester such as coffee, prune juice or a greasey steak sandwich.
That correctol I slipped into grandpa's prune juice was just what the docta ordered for greasing the skids! Now he has skid marks that could make all the residents of Shartlesville envioius.

booty grazing

The act of mass texting a generic message to members of the opposite sex in hopes that a guaranteed hookup for the night will be established. It often involves a very nonspecific message such as "What are you up to tonight?" or "Want to meet up later?" The key feature is the lack of personalization so that the same message can be sent to as many people as possible. This can also be applied to other contact means such as myspace, facebook or email.
Last night I went booty grazing and had to choose between 3 different hoes.
booty grazing by jscilz July 17, 2007

cube grazing 

Similar to cube cruising, this term reflects an individual that spends most mornings (particularly Mondays) or lazy afternoons wandering from cube to cube to pause and talk about the past weekends activities, but also what's on tap for the next weekend, that night, what's for lunch, or any subject matter whatsoever. Upon moving from cube to cube, the same story can be heard being told repeatedly throughout the day. This person often "grazes" in an effort to avoid work at all possible costs.
These are examples that lead to cube grazing:

Mark was asking Lisa what she's having for lunch today?

John came into the office all smiles and asked everyone, "Did you guys see the game yesterday?"

Suzie was looking forward to spending time with her husband on their anniversary weekend and getting away. She proceeded to let everyone know that they were going on vacation by turning her "Out of Office message" on Thursday.
cube grazing by smacktard21 October 4, 2010

batty-greasing 

when you have a really sweaty crack showing through your pants.
rah that guy batty-greasing you can see it all over his pants.

Gretzing 

The act of immediately criticizing someone's work regardless of quality or craftsmanship.
I baked a casserole the other night but my wife was gretzing the fuck out of it.
Gretzing by BlumFreehauf...Ski June 15, 2017

Gretzing 

The act of immediately criticizing someone's work regardless of quality or craftsmanship.
I baked a casserole the other night but my wife was gretzing the fuck out of it.
Gretzing by BlumFreehauf...Ski June 15, 2017