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Greasy Pizza

A sexual act that involves five dollars, two slices of greasy jumbo slice pizza, a penis, slight friction, and garlic sauce flavored ejaculalent.
Thomas gave me the best greasy pizza last night and I made sure he got extra garlic sauce.
Greasy Pizza by Donna Duccini June 22, 2019

Greasy Pizza Dick 

When your partner eats greasy pizza then immediately gives you a blow job afterwards
My girlfriend and I went to pizza hut for some some pizza. Then she gave me a greasy pizza dick in the bathroom
Greasy Pizza Dick by SkankOrDie February 18, 2019

pizza grease 

a boy who doesnt shower and is slease. unfortunately i never noticed the smell, looked past the greasy hair, belived in him, and fell in love. he broke my heart. he is complete slease.
Candice: hes grease
Leanna: no grease is good, grease is a movie. he's slease!
Candice: hmm.. something greasy and bad..
Leanna: grease from a pizza
Candice: pizza grease
Leanna: *hysterical laughing* Pizzagrease!!!
Kerri and Candice: huh?
Leanna: PETES A GREASE! pizzagrease!
pizza grease by Jynx March 2, 2005

pizza grease 

Pizza grease is the various bodily fluids that accumulate in the folds and creases of the nether regions, eventually staining the bedsheets during and especially after sexual intercourse. See also quim or, as read in Achewood, "dunk oil."
I need to do a load of laundry; I don't know if I'm depressed or just lazy, but I've been sleeping in pizza grease for days.
pizza grease by Boswell's Johnson December 7, 2016
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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