Damn that fish is killing my stomach, I feel a greaser coming on.
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A dirty, liquid based poo. Of which is excreted with relative ease and leaves a sweaty residue down the side of the basin.
''What the hells that in the toilet?''
''Sorry that was my greaser.''
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the activity of defecation (from greasy grunt)
I gotta go take a greaser. Did you hear my greaser?
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a man or woman with exceptionally greasy hair and or skin, be warned approaching a greaser may result in being flashed
'cor look at that greaser keep out of his way'
'hello little boy would you like to see some puppies'
'ahhh my eyes'
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A man or woman who engages in, or enjoys mindless activities that require very little intellectual ability. That brings out the alpha or macho side of the human personality.
Such as watching pro wrestling, going to truck pulls, wearing bandanas or the wearing of any sleeveless shirt with a beer or animal on it professing your toughness.

Some refer to these people as red necks,and we do here as well. More often they are known as greasers.
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Greaser was a term to describe Mexicans in the 1800’s and early 1900’s
Look at the Greaser, they’re giving anybody a job now a days.
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A greaser is a person, male or female, who is fascinated with, interested in, embodies or eminates style and/or fashion of the rebellious American youth of the 1950's and early 60's, pyschobilly, rock n' roll, and rockabilly music, classic cars and trucks, muscles cars, older films, and other nostalgic items.

A greaser is someone with a passion for America's classic era and lead an exciting lifestyle.

Greasers tend to wear clothes like white or black tee shirts, sometimes with rolled up sleeves, cuffed Levi's 501, 505, 511 or other jeans, Converse All Stars (usually black or white), brothel creepers, leather jackets, chino/windbreaker jackets, denim jackets or vests, chain wallets, leather belts, Dickies work shirts and work trousers, and flannel shirts.

Modern brands like Lucky 13, Kruse, Felon, Dirty Devil, Sacred Steel, Dickies, Daddy-O's, and Woody's Retro Clothing are all great clothing sources for men to get the greaser look.

Girls, try Lucky 13, Felon, Infectious Threads and Dirty Devil. There are other good choices, you just have to know where to look.

Greasers generally slick back their hair in a Folsom-style haircut, pompadour, waterfall, quiff, Ducktail (also known as a Duck's Ass or D.A.). Pomade (also known as pomatum) or Vitalis is used to style the hair. Favorited pomade brands include Layrite, Murray's (my favorite personally), and Brylcreem.

Greaser girls do pomps and poofs, or have shorts A cuts. Hair dye is popular, usually black with a blonde or other colored stripe at the top. Take Patricia Day's hair for example, thats downright greaser girl status.

Greasers, especially myself, like American cars made before 1975. They cost quite a sum of money if they are fully restored, so your best bet is to comb through the junkyard or search around for a decent classic for a project. Some other cars, like the German-made old Volkswagen Beetles, VW Karmann Ghias, or VW Squarebacks, are acceptable. They don't cost quite as much.

GREASERS AREN'T EXTINCT
Geez, Timmy is such a greaser!
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