4 definitions by gunt

tunamelt

An unclean vagina. (derived from the combination of the joke: "Why don't you eat out your girlfriend in the Morning? Ever open up a grilled cheese sandwich?" and the famous fish-vagina connection)

I'm sorry baby, but I don't like this tunamelt, do you have peach cobbler instead?

by gunt January 6, 2003

peach cobbler

A pristine and fragrant vagina that resembles a halved and pitted peach in its texture, taste and fragrance.

I sure likes me a spoon of peach cobbler after dinner.

by gunt January 6, 2003

greaser

the activity of defecation (from greasy grunt)

I gotta go take a greaser. Did you hear my greaser?

by gunt January 9, 2003

Gumby

A skinny-ass, whiny mouthed, cum-swallowing biznatch, with an addiction to fisting his own asshole.

"What the fuck Gumby, pass the fucking ball, stop ruining our entire fucking rugby team!"

by gunt October 18, 2004