granfro 

A rounded short haircut with far more hair than can wisely be put into that shape. Typically worn by middle-aged women who appear surprised to be over 55.

Advanced users combine it with a blue rinse for the full fearsome effect.

Her granfro's so big she hides her kittens in it.

granfro by El Zilcherino March 26, 2011

Grandrous Lifestyle 

To indulge in life to its fullest by engaging in activities such as:

1. consuming mass amounts of alcohol

2. posting up at local bars (Park Bar, Tom's Tavern)

3. busting out ridiculous signature dance moves like the Tomahawk chop, the hand-bob, and the Orange Juice

4. spending most of your salary on a vehicle you never drive

5. jumping thru your own back windshield

6. sleeping in a minivan at a used car lot

7. walking into the wrong house at 3AM and being booked by the cops

8. watching the evolution and buddyhood organizational development unfold

9. taking dance lessons where learning how to dance is secondary and obsessing over your instructor is primary, and barely affording to pay for said lessons

10. bunny-scaring while at celebratory group events

11. working on your fitness while doing buddy curls and drinking protein shakes

12. embracing your own lifestyle and letting others know about it

13. marketing dedication for turbos and shawties

14. spending 24 hrs a day 7 days a week thinking about how bad you need a turbo

15. man-e-facing

Look at that fool on the dance floor, he must be living the grandrous lifestyle!!

Grandrous Lifestyle by Crenny Cren Cren October 30, 2008

Grayfro 

When old people have curly hair. Looks like a qtip.

I spent 10 minutes stuck driving behind this old lady with a grayfro.

Grayfro by awmm March 31, 2015

Granflons 

Where it is eaten: food eaten in the scenic country of Pollowalalynd on new years day.

Ingredients: walrus blubber, ground aloe leaves, chinchilla meat, and a dash of paprika.

Instructions: put the ingredients in any big pot of boiling salt water for 45 min and then take the chinchilla meat out and marinate it with carmel for only 20 min. then, barbeque the meat over a smokey outdoor fire and constantly pour the walrus blubber and ground aloe leaves on the chinchilla meat. after 40 min of cooking, add more paprika. once youve finnished this, its ready to serve!

notes: serve while hot.
keeps for 3 days.
make sure you have properly cleaned
the chinchilla meat before cooking!

bob: gee, i would love some barbequed carmel chinchilla with a dash of paprika right now...
joe: then why dont we head over to my house! my wifes making Granflons tonight!

Granflons by Granflons are bomb March 14, 2009

granfors 

A gay homosexual that uses horse dicks to pleasure themselves.

Granfors rapped my horse last night.

granfors by Wheeled one April 4, 2018

Granformation 

The transformation one goes through when becoming a grandparent.

Jim loves his grandkids more than his actual kids. He’s gone through a “granformation”.

Granformation by OneThirdNerd January 17, 2020