Granflons 

Where it is eaten: food eaten in the scenic country of Pollowalalynd on new years day.

Ingredients: walrus blubber, ground aloe leaves, chinchilla meat, and a dash of paprika.

Instructions: put the ingredients in any big pot of boiling salt water for 45 min and then take the chinchilla meat out and marinate it with carmel for only 20 min. then, barbeque the meat over a smokey outdoor fire and constantly pour the walrus blubber and ground aloe leaves on the chinchilla meat. after 40 min of cooking, add more paprika. once youve finnished this, its ready to serve!

notes: serve while hot.
keeps for 3 days.
make sure you have properly cleaned
the chinchilla meat before cooking!

bob: gee, i would love some barbequed carmel chinchilla with a dash of paprika right now...
joe: then why dont we head over to my house! my wifes making Granflons tonight!

Granflons by Granflons are bomb March 14, 2009

Gransloshed 

The act that involves getting so ridiculously drunk that you end up getting a blow job from your friend's grandmother.

George: Yo guys, what's good for tonight?

Marc: I'm having people over, you can come and chill.

Henry: There better be lots of alcohol, I'm trying to get gransloshed tonight.

James: Sick dude.

Gransloshed by ihaveatwelveinchpenis June 14, 2013

iced finger in graftons 

The state of a young woman how has recieved a jolly good bukkake'ing. For she resembles an iced finger under the heatlamp in a graftons bakery shop window.

dude, look at the state of that bint, she looks like an iced finger in graftons.

iced finger in graftons by Ash Etchell March 13, 2008

granfors 

A gay homosexual that uses horse dicks to pleasure themselves.

Granfors rapped my horse last night.

granfors by Wheeled one April 4, 2018