A Governor Taft is when you sit in an empty bathtub, flip backwards so that your legs are behind your head, hips are lodged to the sides, then your partner turns on the hot water so it hits your taint, and he or she will then cleanse your tafted taint.
It was only a matter of weeks before my new girlfriend was comfortable enough to give me a governor Taft. She wasn't bad for a beginner.
by Drizzy1333 October 24, 2016
A small male with an ego trip
The master of disguise
Someone make a wish rejected
Someone who entered politics after getting beat up in 3rd grade
Imbecile
A face you wish had pink eye
The master of disguise
Someone make a wish rejected
Someone who entered politics after getting beat up in 3rd grade
Imbecile
A face you wish had pink eye
by Pescosolido November 22, 2020
A small male, imbecile, make a wish reject. Someone who got beat up in 3rd grade and failed to let it go and went into politics. Smallan syndrome.
by Pescosolido November 22, 2020
Hym "You know what? You're right Frannie. Becoming the governor of South Korea could be considered a betrayal of my Japanese brothers and sister. Therefore! I will rule from Japan. I'll ship the Korea women to me."
by Hym Iam February 22, 2025
Say this to someone who talks to a stranger or person they do not know for too long.
(Pronoucnced, 'ello govnor')
(Pronoucnced, 'ello govnor')
Man1 : *Talking to a stranger*
Man1 finishes talking to the stranger
Man2 : "'ello governor, right? Haha"
Man1 finishes talking to the stranger
Man2 : "'ello governor, right? Haha"
by Nyan_ June 30, 2017
by Gabee74 November 02, 2023
Jill is such a gluten governor! She hates anything and everything to do with gluten. Gluten is the worst - Jill
by Male Name February 18, 2023