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goshen local schools 

it smells like fish because of all of the girls/all the boys playing fortnite/teachers are trash/school is poor and is boring/everyone is either reall poor or really rich and there's no where in between/Levi Payne walking around with a Gucci belt
Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Poor kid: goshen local schools...
Person 1:Yucky!!!
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Goshen Local Schools 

Your perspective of this school depends on who you are. If you’ve attended “Goshen 😬” for your whole life, you probably love it/think it’s decent. If you moved here from another school that was bigger and better, since goshen is a small school, you probably dislike it. This school has the most drama anyone’s ever seen. There’s the trailer park trash kids, the popular kids, the ratchet kids, the kids who try to act bad but they aren’t, and the kids who everybody loves and is inclusive to everybody. For teachers, there’s the teachers who is everyone’s favorite, the teacher that hates kids and calls herself “Dr.”, and the teacher’s AID that everyone either loves, hates, or doesn’t know. This school is the definition of either a poor school or a school that uses all the money for themselves, we don’t know. The money probably goes to Spaulding when they have celebration day, since they get bouncy castles. The middle school only has the warrior walk, which is big sus, and dodgeball games. The high school is different and there’s couples making out all over the place. There’s very limited sports options to choose from, and most of the teachers hate their lives. The principal of the high school sounds like Nemo. Overall, you either love or hate goshen. You can make some good friends, but they’ll either stay with you for years or drop you for nothing 🤪.
Kid 1: “Man, I hate goshen.”
Popular Kids: bye we hate you now hope your life doesn’t turn into a living hell how dare you disrespect Goshen Local Schools my mom is the head of the PTO
Kid who doesn’t care: shut up ****

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026