Goopy scoopy

When you use your saggy, wrinkly, hairy scrotum to wipe your ass

Goopy Ghost

When you ejaculate in a woman's eyes & by the time she's able wipe them clean and yell at you...you're gone.

I just wanted to get the hell out of there so I decided to pull a goopy ghost and leave.

Friend: I think I just sharted my pants
Me: I think you did a goopy poopy in your pants.

by GoopyPoopyMan October 4, 2019

The act of a group of guys (some females may be involved) have dirty anal sex.

Last night me and the boys parked out in the back woods after work and had some Goopy McDonald !

by Smalljohnson September 23, 2023

When one eats another's eye goop.

I woke up this morning with so much goop in my eye and my girlfriend gave me a Goopy Schoolfield.

by Jimmy chew November 1, 2009

A goopy dingo is a dingo, which is a type of canine, who is in a very sticky(goopy) situation. Usually used as pet name or an insult.

Aww, you're such a goopy dingo.
Come here and goopy my dingo, you lil goopy dingo!
I said goopy dingo, and my mother deleted me.

by ScrumbleMaster69 March 16, 2022

Taking a steaming hot shit into somebody else’s asshole and simultaneously clenching to transfer it back and forth.

Chuck and I did the ol’ Goopy Inferno last night, and I had to triple wash my sheets.

by CoqueSoque December 13, 2022