Goon Stick 

A term referred to as your cock. Typically men goon to porn with their goon stick getting all sticky and wicked. Gooners love to wack it.

I love to wack my goon stick to gooner brat tiktoks!!!!!

Goon Stick by goonerstick December 14, 2023

goon stick 

A name for a marijuana cartridge or vape cart.

Pass the goon stick now please.

goon stick by CloggedTheToilet August 1, 2024

Goofstick 

A large stick, often waves in the air by teachers when a students says something stupid or pointless

"Why I ought to hit you with my goofstick!"

Goofstick by Goofstickguy45 April 20, 2018

Goomstick 

Another word for Juul.

Freshman 1: Bro, I lost my goomstick can i use yours.
Freshman 2: Nah man my mom took my goomstick.

Goomstick by Chillkiller_memes April 2, 2019

goonstick 

Slang for your dick, typically used by men aged 30-38 who partake in a self pleasuring act known as gooning.

Dominant Female: "Why don't you have your goonstick in your hands? Pull it out soy boy!"

Soy: "I am so sorry my goddess, I'll start gooning right now for you."

goonstick by ripjaden March 28, 2023

goonstick 

A goony boy who lives in the woods, as sticks do. This stick boy sports fake chains, baggy clothing, and an ego the size of an oak tree. Oh silly goonstick, you are no oak tree. Merely a stick on the ground. No bars. No bitches. No bark.

“Yo remember when you used to slum it with goonstick”

goonstick by Whorses February 1, 2022

goopstick 

Something you call your friends when they can't read.

"Whats that word?"

"I don't know,"

"Go outside more" was on the paper,

"how the heck did you think that was goopstick?"

goopstick by 555112 March 11, 2019