sexual endeavors with men other than a significant other that lead to the phrase "FML" being uttered the morning after; usually done without too much regret, and with a lot of pleasure
The post Covid-19 alternative to the now-obsolete "Good Morning" and "Good Evening", seeing as to how the traditional human sleeping schedule has been thrown right out the window.
Dude 1: “So my golden retriever tongue punched my fart box last night. Not sure if he knew that he was tossing my salad, but he totally buffed my leather cheerioballoon knot somethin’ fierce.”