Good American 

A good American is "an American who knows what is good for him". Or in other words, a USA citizen who knows that he is stupid, his government is smart, and his government knows what is good for him.
A good American pays all the taxes.
A good American doesn't care that secret millitary experiments are being held a mile from his house.
A good American supports the war (no matter where it is being held).
A good American buys American cars.

Danny: Hey Johnny, you wanna join our demonstration against the war in Iraq?
Johnny: No, I am a good American.

Good American by Urban_Fellow June 21, 2006

Good old fashioned American fun

To have sex. Ususally is restricted to missionary position.

Christina, tonight you and me are going to have some good old fashioned American fun.

Good old fashioned American fun by EstrellaCaida July 3, 2009

Good Morning America 

A Good Morning America is an alcoholic beverage, invented by two Kettering University students in 2010, and so named because of its resemblance to a Screwdriver. In addition, the caffeine content will perk you up, and you will seem like one of the hosts of the eponymous morning television show. To make a jug of Good Morning America, follow the recipe:

4x 8.4 oz cans Red Bull (or 2x 16.9 oz. cans)
1x 750mL bottle vodka
1x 2 Liter bottle Sunny D (original)

Mix the vodka and Sunny D in a gallon jug, cap, and shake. After that, add the Red Bull. Recipe makes .975 Gallons. Enjoy.

Dude, what's your weapon of choice tonight?

I'm rocking a full gallon of Good Morning America!

Haha, have fun blacking out and fucking a fat chick, even though that shit is super tasty.

Good Morning America by jollyroger1210 December 17, 2010

Good Morning America 

Masturbating to the point of cumming next to a sleeping person. Before you cum wake the sleeping person up shout "GOOD MORNING" and cum on the persons face.

I had a one night stand with a girl I never wanted to talk to again, so I gave her a nice "good morning America" to remember me by.

Good Morning America by Zabrow December 18, 2008

Good Morning America 

a program from ABC News

Anchors:

Diane Sawyer
Chris Cuomo
Robin Roberts

Weather:
Sam
Champion

HQ:

Times Square
New York City

I watched Good Morning America.

Good Morning America by Ryan Campbell Cunningham May 5, 2009

Good Morning America 

At an all male sleepover, whoever falls asleep first gets jerked off and then smacked in the face with the offending splooge covered hand... slapper must shout, "Good Morning America!" upon delivery of slap.

Bobby called his mom crying to pick him up from the sleepover after Johnny gave him the Good Morning America.

Good Morning America by JYeezie March 30, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005