goochin

the act of wiping one's hand between his rectum and gonads after a workout and wiping your scrotal sweat on anothers face.

Ah dude, he went goochin after lifting the other day and got her in the face with his slimy hand.

by Cooter Pooter May 29, 2009

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Goochin

Nigga 1:Sup fud chops we goochin
Nigga 2: wha's going on wagwan

by wagwaninit March 16, 2017

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Someone who has a piercing on their guiche.

Damn that guy had 6 piercings down there, whatta goochinator!!

by MasterSpecialTits December 15, 2010

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To smuggle contraband by taping items onto your gooch.

Me: how are you getting that molly into the show tonight
Friend: I am Goochin' it.

by The Trutru November 21, 2018

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The act of looking like you are in complete control yet have no idea what you are doing or what is going on around you whilst being scared shitless.

Dude, you got this?

Yea, man. I'm totally goochin it.

by Xanddori May 09, 2012

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It’s where you ship ppl but they don’t like each other that way

you see althea and felix over there they are smoochin la goochin

by swagalici0u5 January 07, 2021

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To fart with your buddies in sequential order to create a harmonic melody

by pizza21121213 June 15, 2022

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