A delicate act based on the famous dutch oven that consists on waiting until a person falls asleep and carefully positioning your anus as close as you can to the other person's mouth. If you make it this far the only thing left to do is make full contact of your anus with the other person's mouth while opening it as is necessary to achieve the long awaited transmission of your gassy ghosts.

Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.

I pulled another dutch gonker on my boyfriend the other night when he came home drunk and later than usual and all my inner demons and worries disappeared instantly, we're quite an addictive couple.

Dutch gonker by FacedPunched September 25, 2013

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gongerschnigle

When a black person hits the bong and eats a boneless schnitzel.

That gongerschnigle just tickled my fleshy fun bridge.

gongerschnigle by neriJew August 17, 2017

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Gongers

Gongers is a word that's used to refer to a woman's breasts. It's usually used when trying to hit on a woman

Guy 1: "Hey girl, can you show me your gongers?"

Gongers by zaythegreat33 December 29, 2022

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Southside Gookers

A group of mentally retard teens from south St. Petersburg who spend most of their past time smoking weed, tripping acid, and stepping down on hoes. They give no fucks when it comes to responsibilities and most of them have spent a night in the Juvenile Detention Center. If you try them they will not hesitate to beat the fuck outta you. They are all juul fiends and only get through the school day with large amounts of nicotine.

You better watch out for the southside gookers they might buck your juul.

Southside Gookers by Southside Gookman November 8, 2018

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