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Gomezing 

(n.) (nominalization of v. "to gomez): Nasal-anal sex (or anal-nasal sex, if you prefer)
Judging by that young man's funny walk and Dean's swollen nose, I believe those two have been gomezing

That man has a nose built for gomezing

(fig., v. form) That student was totally gomezed by the test, administrator, etc.


Gomezing by anewparkvictim October 27, 2008
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Gomezing it up

Refers to the act of being lazy to an extreme degree. Also can refer to the act of "bleeding the clock" watching anime on your computer with both headphones in while your other co-workers have left for the day, thus accumulating extra pay for not doing any work. The phrase can be usedas a general statement of taking a break as well as having a lazy day
I'm gomezing it up today, i don't feel like doing anything!

I'll see you guys tomorrow, i'll be right behind you. *Stays clocked in and goes to sit down for hours, finally leaving 3 hours later* What a hard day of work
Gomezing it up by Jason MaxweII January 27, 2026

selena gomezing 

When I boy/girl ejaculates when seeing a picture of selena Gomez
Jimmy was scrolling through pictures when he started Selena gomezing after he saw a picture of Selena Gomez.
selena gomezing by TeeNick November 3, 2013

Gomez-ing 

When you smoke pot and fart at the same time. While having bangs and eating copious amounts of spaghetti.
I was smoking pot and farting and eating spaghetti so hard the other day--I was Gomez-ing so hard!
Gomez-ing by incus_ November 4, 2010

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026