Refers to the act of being lazy to an extreme degree. Also can refer to the act of "bleeding the clock" watching anime on your computer with both headphones in while your other co-workers have left for the day, thus accumulating extra pay for not doing any work. The phrase can be usedas a general statement of taking a break as well as having a lazy day
I'm gomezing it up today, i don't feel like doing anything!
I'll see you guys tomorrow, i'll be right behind you. *Stays clocked in and goes to sit down for hours, finally leaving 3 hours later* What a hard day of work
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle bitermay be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"