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Golden Nugget

The First piece of excrement that comes of out after a long constipation allowing the persons bowels to empty.
I was in pain from being constipated for several days and I felt a bubbling sensation in my abdomen. I finally got the golden nugget out and the rest started to flow.
by NorthCalScooter August 6, 2009
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Nugget or single Bud of marijuana (usually enough to break up and fit in 1-2 bowls) which is very sticky and covered with alot of little golden or red hairs which give it a sparkling golden appearence. Also Golden Nuggets are higher quality than most other weed.
by GoatMan April 24, 2004
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A solid and finite feeling peice of excrement that signals the end of the defecation process.
When being urged to release the bathroom to other users: "Hold on, I'm just waiting for the golden nugget"
by Meat_PoPsiclez December 10, 2004
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During sex, the man craps in the woman's mouth and then urinates into the mouth. Hence, the golden nugget.
After banging my bitch, i pulled out, told her to open her mouth, squeezed out a nugget and then turned around and pissed, creating the golden nugget.
by jd mcnugent February 10, 2007
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When two or multiple men go camping and have anal sex in the woods using astroglide and mustard as lubricants. The hard pounding and dirty conditions accompanied with mustard produce gold colored shit clumps.
Hey Andy is rounding up some dudes to go camping and looking for "Golden Nuggets".
by Kevin Kent January 22, 2014
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A funny or valuable piece of information that someone says. Also can be said as “Golden Nugs.” Like when you’ve had a hard day and you really just need a golden chicken nugget. It’s the golden moment of humor that you treasure.
Did you catch that golden nugget? You have to listen to him he will just drop one when you’re not paying attention it’s too funny to miss.

Don’t miss out on his jokes they are golden nugs
by Kanga February 15, 2019
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When a piece of corn is stuck to your shaft after anal sex.
Dude, my girl finally agreed to anal and I found a golden nugget !
by The modern dad September 15, 2019
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