going to the woods

Going to the woods is the act of licking a women's hairy vagina.

Greg: Im going to the woods tomorrow.

Damien: gross.

by 69yomomma April 25, 2017

Going to see a man about a bear in the woods

An idiom or a figure of speech that conceals where you are truly going and what you are really going to do. In all honesty, you are sending the message that you are heading for the toilet to lay waste in. This phrase is derived from a much similar phrase, does a bear crap in the woods?, which is a question that is posed after someone states the obvious.

See Going to see a man about a dog and Going to see a man about a horse for similar phrases.

"I'll be right back. I'm going to see a man about a bear in the woods."

by AngelMekk April 13, 2019

going to the woodso to do some Potto

Ironically saying you are smoking pot.

you are saying you are doing pot but you are actually making a general statement about hanging out and having fun. It means you are trying to hang out with your friends and chill.

we're going to the woodso to do some potto

by xXkrzylulzXx November 6, 2010