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bus goers bean

The female equivalent of Traveller's Marrow where the vibrations associated with shit public transport cause swelling and hardening of the clitoris.
"Ethel remained seated on the bus as it went past Tesco. Her bus goers bean was almost debilitating and certainly inconvenient on weekly-shop days".

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The most publicised case of bus goers bean was during the making of the film Speed, where Sandra Bullock's stunt double was expected to leap from the runaway bus moments before it exploded. Tragically, due to bus goers bean, the stunt double was unable to leave her seat and was killed instantly.
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on-the-goers 

someone who likes to use VR porn on the go
I'm on a road trip with my family and they decided to be on-the-goers.
on-the-goers by Jack Zombie October 12, 2017
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He meets assholes everywhere he goes. 

He meets assholes everywhere he goes. — An insult that points to a person who is the personification of the old southern proverb:

“If you meet an asshole in the morning; you just met an asshole! But if you meet assholes everywhere that you go THEN YOU’RE THE ASSHOLE.”

With that statement as axiomatic, by saying “He meets assholes everywhere he goes”, you are using the statement as a verbal deictic and calling the person observed an asshole.
Using “ He meets assholes everywhere he goes” in a sentence:

What a jerk! I’ll bet you that he meets assholes everywhere he goes.

It’s a very direct / indirect insult verging on shade.

She Goes Alright 

She goes alright is an Aussie term.

Even though the term sounds like an average compliment, it is actually the worlds highest form of flattery.
Guy1: Hey have you met Laura?
Guy2: No. What is she like?
Guy1: She goes alright.

the way she goes 

A phrase used in the aftermath of a catastrophe in order to attribute the event's occurrence to some external, uncontrollable factor.
Ray, after gambling away the boys' drink money: "Lost all the liquor money, boys."

Julian: "What?"

Ray: "That's the way she goes."

Bubbles: "That's the way she goes?"

Ray: "That's right - that's the way she goes. That's what I said - "

Bubbles: "So you lost all our drink money is what 'she goes' - she's gone."

Ray: "That's right - that's the way she goes. Sometimes she goes, sometimes it doesn't. She didn't go. That's the way she goes."

Bubbles, being interviewed moments later: "It was gonna be the best night ever, now it's the worst night ever. Fuckin' 'way she goes', he said, fuckin' way she goes..."

-Trailer Park Boys
Sex act where you work really hard for a really long time, but can't get any satisfaction
Person A: I was fucking for so long last night.
Person B: How'd it feel?
Person A: It didn't feel good, it was a real joe goes.
joe goes by Mint Nation June 29, 2017

Goreshit 

guy from the uk who makes lolicore, mashcore and breakcore music. his music can range from "nice to listen to" to "super ass blaster 69420"
goreshit is breakcore god
Goreshit by dippingsauce11 August 27, 2021