god poon 

The ultimate poon. waxed to perfection, and tighter than a jews wallet. Aged between 16 and 21. It can only be described as god poon.

*all hail the mighty god poon* - god poon worshippers

"oh man last night i slept with this girl, and she had god poon!!!"
"DUDDDDEEE!"

"dre, she had god poon!!!!!" - myself

god poon by dean, dreas, henndawg and chrislips April 25, 2008

God Damn Poon Platter 

A grouping of a variety of different types of women, gathered together in one single point along the space/time continuum.

The women in this grouping vary in terms of height, weight, age, skin tone, skin color, eye color, shape, bust, figure, ethnicity, etc.

An authentic Poon Platter contains a wide assortment of women possessing several different physical qualities.

Me: Check out that blonde chick, Spanish chick, black chick, tall chick, Indian chick and chick with the big rack.

Khilen: God Damn it! It's a God Damn Poon Platter!!!! (labia lips)

God Damn Poon Platter by CRA201 December 12, 2012

poon god

Someone who poons all the pu$$y. They get all the girls any age because they are a POON GOD

Yo I got alexa last night, call me richard rabbit the poon god.

poon god by DiK bih fuh October 4, 2017

poons god

The end result if you turn "Snoop Dog" backwards in a certain way.

"Oh my god, am I the only one to notice that snoop dog turned backwards in a certain way spells poons god?!"

poons god by Pisshead March 2, 2005