god fingers

you have god fingers when:
1. you can play the guitar or piano very well
2. you're very skilled at a computer game and types really fast
3. you finger a woman very pleasurably. you know the tricks, the pace, the motions

1. that bassist has god fingers!
2. look how fast his fingers tap that keyboard and click the mouse. i'm no match for him in denying and last hitting creeps he has god fingers
3. mikko has god fingers he made me cum last night

by mieke12 December 18, 2010

God's finger

Term used by certain paedophile members of the Irish clergy to describe their penis when in the company of young boys.

Christian Brother: "Oh look ... God's finger is pointing directly at you. That means you are the chosen one".
Young boy: "I'm scared".

by Kaiser1 July 19, 2014

Finger of God

Touching the finger of god usually takes a strong Hallucinogenic, but when achieved, one feels completely still in mind and heart, it's when the worries in life aren't answered but are sorted out to grasp in a new perceptive. Life is looked at with a lens of hope and honesty.The finger of god can be compared to enlightenment or in a theological sense, being born again.

Scott- hey, how you doing?

Brett- I don't know, I feel different...yet I feel the same...I'm confused...but happy...I feel Satisfied.

Scott-you my friend touched the finger of god last night!

Brett- I touched something, that's fo realllz

by HawtdadINhell February 14, 2012

FINGER OF GOD

OH MY GOD? , IT'S AM UNCIRCUMCISED PENIS ANY AGE.

Run for YOUR LIFE!!!!

Look out a PEDOPHILE is writing this definition.

One of those.

A FINGER OF SPEECH

Oh my GOD, DEBBIE had a BABY we named SCOTT who was born with the FINGER OF GOD and it's beautiful the calming effect it has.

An angry FINGER OF GOD F5 just hit TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES , NEW MEXICO right in the middle of the FUCKING DESERT as a three way TWISTING TWISTER top speed TESLA CRASHES all that metal plastic SHIT AND THOSE LAY'S POTATO CHIPS everywhere.

Hey listen if it's there FINGER OF GOD just SUCK ON IT as to GAGE THE AGECas I am SHITTY AT FACES AND FACEBOOK.

Yes as WAIT A SECOND , indeed THE FINGER OF GOD is one of those THIRD HANDS you are looking for in LIFE TO stay in and out of trouble

Yes , SEE those fingers, SMELL those fingers and LICK those fingers, as the FINGER OF GOD is waiting for your complete love.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER May 19, 2022

Finger of god

When orgasm is achieved by simply touching the clit.

Me: Bro, I achieved 'Finger of God" last night. Instant orgasm!

by aidsmonkey696969 March 6, 2018

Godfinger

Derives from Call of duty 4 to Call of duty 5. Explanation to when someone accuses the other person of using a modded controller to shoot ub3r fast. the person with " God Finger" has extreme reflexes with his trigger finger and shoots extremely fast with out the use of mods.

Modded controller is used in call of duty 4 and call of duty 5 to shoot a single shot gun as a automatic fire rifle

Whining noob: Ahhh you stupid ass whole stop using a modded controller.

Pro gamer: Dude i just have godfinger get over it...

by LIL DAWG DRE /Gamertag for XBL February 24, 2009

goldfingers

A name that a guy could be called when he has just fingered a girl.

omg! u fuking goldfingers!!!!!

by lila April 24, 2004