go outside

"Go outside" (commonly paired with 'and touch the grass' or 'and pick up a football') is a phrase that's used against a person when they're defending, promoting or doing something that's illogical, weird, or immoral. The phrase itself suggests that the person in question is closeted or dissociated from reality and that they need to *go outside* and step away from the internet in order to realize that what they're fighting for/doing isn't a big deal, is gross, or just completely stupid.

I think that we, despite political or moral standings, can all agree that some people really, REALLY, need to go outside.

by December 25, 2020

go outside

"Go outside" (commonly paired with 'and touch the grass' or 'and pick up a football') is a phrase that's used against a person when they're defending, promoting or doing something that's illogical, weird, or immoral. The phrase itself suggests that the person in question is closeted or dissociated from reality and that they need to go outside and step away from the internet in order to realize what they're fighting for/doing isn't a big deal, is gross, or just completely stupid.

I think everyone, regardless of political or moral standing, can agree that some people really, REALLY, need to go outside.

by Almapie* December 25, 2020

robi go outside

What you need to tell robi when that tryhard has been playing Mordhau for too long and needs to go outside

Salty shitter: robi go outside

robi: git gud (or) stay small son

by ramprey June 3, 2019

go outside and play

As a child what your mom would say to you when you've been searching definitions on Urban Dictionary all day.

Mom: Banana Joe! Go outside and play!
Banana Joe: Why this site is interesting and the outside world is boring and everyone judges you for who you really ar-

Mom: BANANA I WILL THROW YOUR FAT ASS OUTISIDE
me: go outside and play

by Noname i have no name April 28, 2017

Go Play Outside

A common phrase used to harass and berate gamers to stop being “lazy asses” and “go play outside.”

“Bobby get off your fat ass and go play outside.”

“GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM I’M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!”

by CurrentlyExistant69420 February 3, 2020

why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself

Used generally as a method of dismissal.

Sally: "Hey 'sup dude what you up to?"
Bob: "Sally, Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?"

by 12ed-13lue May 27, 2005

why don't you go outside and play a game of hide-an-go fuck yourself?

A deragotory question used to end a argument. Meaning to suggest that somebody leave the inside of a dwelling to go outside where he/she then hides in order to win in the game that nobody else will play in what the feel is a good hiding place and begins masturbating - by themself.

Hey, joe I really enjoyed this wonderful conversation on thermal dynamics, now why don't you go outside and play a game of hide-an-go fuck yourself.

by NapDynoGosh April 25, 2005