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go outside 

"Go outside" (commonly paired with 'and touch the grass' or 'and pick up a football') is a phrase that's used against a person when they're defending, promoting or doing something that's illogical, weird, or immoral. The phrase itself suggests that the person in question is closeted or dissociated from reality and that they need to *go outside* and step away from the internet in order to realize that what they're fighting for/doing isn't a big deal, is gross, or just completely stupid.
I think that we, despite political or moral standings, can all agree that some people really, REALLY, need to go outside.
go outside by anonymous December 24, 2020
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go outside 

"Go outside" (commonly paired with 'and touch the grass' or 'and pick up a football') is a phrase that's used against a person when they're defending, promoting or doing something that's illogical, weird, or immoral. The phrase itself suggests that the person in question is closeted or dissociated from reality and that they need to go outside and step away from the internet in order to realize what they're fighting for/doing isn't a big deal, is gross, or just completely stupid.
I think everyone, regardless of political or moral standing, can agree that some people really, REALLY, need to go outside.
go outside by Almapie* December 24, 2020

go outside and play 

As a child what your mom would say to you when you've been searching definitions on Urban Dictionary all day.
Mom: Banana Joe! Go outside and play!
Banana Joe: Why this site is interesting and the outside world is boring and everyone judges you for who you really ar-

Mom: BANANA I WILL THROW YOUR FAT ASS OUTISIDE
me: go outside and play

why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself

Used generally as a method of dismissal.
Sally: "Hey 'sup dude what you up to?"
Bob: "Sally, Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?"

why don't you go outside and play a game of hide-an-go fuck yourself? 

A deragotory question used to end a argument. Meaning to suggest that somebody leave the inside of a dwelling to go outside where he/she then hides in order to win in the game that nobody else will play in what the feel is a good hiding place and begins masturbating - by themself.
Hey, joe I really enjoyed this wonderful conversation on thermal dynamics, now why don't you go outside and play a game of hide-an-go fuck yourself.

robi go outside 

What you need to tell robi when that tryhard has been playing Mordhau for too long and needs to go outside
Salty shitter: robi go outside

robi: git gud (or) stay small son
robi go outside by ramprey June 3, 2019

I hate when i go outside and rengar jumps me 

this is when you go outside and rengar jumps me
oh my god i hate when i go outside and rengar jumps me
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