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Glue on Roach 

A type of ritualistic sacrifice in which a person performs the action of pouring glue, (usually Elmers) on a roach, sticking it to the tile. This ritual will be performed inside a school bathroom, and will also be performed while the person who sacrifices the roach screams "GLUE ON ROACH!" This sacrifice is performed to the glue gods to grant unlimited glue to the person who sacrifices the roach. As the ritual continues the person sacrificing the roach will get progressively get more illiterate, making the chant more caveman like.
"GLUE ON THE ROACH!" "GLUE ON ROACH!"
Glue on Roach by gay bhiiiiioy July 13, 2019

glue on roach 

glue on da roach bro
glue on roach by huemingo May 22, 2020

Put glue on my pants 

Attempting to fool or manipulate someone.
You can't put glue on my pants. I know there's no such thing as military bases in Antarctica.
Put glue on my pants by moose90 April 13, 2021

Glue on roach 

It’s when your friend get a little heated or something you just shout glue on roach and he’ll calm down
Yo Owen chill there’s glue on roach
Glue on roach by Goofy got smoke September 30, 2019
As in; are you high on glue? An ad hominem logical fallacy. A play on words referring to the desperation of an individual's actions or words, accusing them of becoming intoxicated on the poorest of substances, or in other words, doing anything to further themselves from sober, logical thinking by way of intentional self delusion. To be stuck on an illogical conclusion, or belief system, to such an extent that a person is literally, and purposefully deluding themselves by way of substance abuse.

Commonly used as a logical fallacy, to battle other logical fallacies, usually unbeknownst to either party.
What are you high on, glue?

You on glue?
On glue by The Northerner November 26, 2010

butter on glue 

Oh i cracked the enemy maggie, stick to me like butter on glue
butter on glue by gabrielkaris February 15, 2022