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Glue Job 

When a girl uses common arts and crafts material Elmers Glue instead of lube, and tries to get the guy to finish before the glue dries.
William: Hey Grant, where's Ben?

Grant: Oh man you didn't hear? Ben's in the hospital. His girlfriend gave him a Glue Job last night and the glue dried first, so the doctors had to pry her hands from his cock.

William: God damn, not again...
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glue job 

When one individual, of any gender, stimulates the genetalia of an individual with a phallus culminating in the ejacualation of seaman upon the stimulators phalanges and palm; the stimulator then allows to settle and dry upon their hand resulting in a glue like consistanecy which can then be peeled off with immense pleasure.
Hey yo Belinda have you ever had a glue job? No what’s that? Well, remember when you use to peel glue off your hand in elementary school? Yeah. It’s like that, but with seaman.
glue job by Sticky Fingers 1.0 November 29, 2017
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