The glory wolf is a mythical creature that creates his own glory holes by smashing his phallus through walls when you least expect it. You're forced to suck his pork sword or else he'll kill you because he's a fucking wolf.
Guy 1: I had the worst night, I was sleeping and minding my own business when the fucking glory wolf decided to show up and make my night. You thought the Kool-Aid guy was annoying? I still have bits of fur and paint chips from the wall stuck in my teeth.

Guy 2: That sounds awful man, glory glory wolfalujah.
by Yeluk June 15, 2010
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Well-published Naperville Illinois Artist who emersed from self-studied skills. Artworks are now being sold and galleried in varying subjects in paintings from Landscape, Seascape, Floral, Wildlife, Animals, Figure, and Still Life. Her artworks can be viewed at fineartamerica.com which offers Print-On-Demand with previews at a reasonable price. She is also commissioned for Wall Murals in both residential and commercial establishments.

Photography on documentary events and special occasions is also her forte most photos can be viewed at frauleincreations.ning.com.

She shares her passion for art by teaching in art classes, including one-on-one private tutorials.

This 2009, she has ventured into novel fiction writing. Her first book, Preserver of Life: The Memoirs of Jericho, a dark fantasy/paranormal dwelling on Angelology is now being published by Wild Child Publications. Excerp may also be viewed at booksie.com.
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by an art fan May 20, 2009
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