Gloof

A grey cat derived from the words 'Grey' and 'Floof' (a common name given to fluffy cats).

Aaaawwweee look its a Gloof!

by Dan Dan the Dictionary Man October 06, 2022

Gloof

A gloof is a clumsy person who knocks over objects and generally ruins things without noticing, while perhaps preoccupied by talking to someone.

*Patrick knocks all of the products off of the stall with his hands while talking to a prospective customer* "Paddy you complete gloof "

by theyeldman July 10, 2010

gloofing

falling over laughing on someone

"Alexa, why are you gloofing on me"

by CoonCoon November 07, 2013

Gloof

Gluten free and lactose free family members that force there dietary restrictions on the rest of the family at family dinners.

Oh no. The gloofs are coming for dinner.

by Kramakpac January 17, 2016

Gloof

Gluten free and lactose free family members that force their dietary restrictions on other family members at family dinners.

Lets eat now. The gloofs are coming over for dinner.

by Kramakpac January 17, 2016

Gloofing

To rub the tip of the Penis on the Gooch.

Bro: "All of a sudden, me and my friend started Gloofing bro."
Bro 2: "That's crazy bro."

by cloudus January 04, 2024

Gloof

Gluten free and lactose free family members that force there dietary restrictions on the rest of the family at family dinners.

Oh no. The gloofs are coming over for dinner.

by Kramakpac January 17, 2016