give birth to a politician

To excrete solid bodily waste; to take a shit. The implication that the average politician is a(greedy, corrupt, duplicitous)piece of shit(which is true, in most cases).

"I'll be right back; I gotta go give birth to a politician."

give birth to a politician by Jeff Wagenhals July 13, 2007

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give birth to a politician

to have a bowel movement, to defecate

I'll be right back I have to give birth to a politician.

give birth to a politician by The Return of Light Joker December 9, 2009

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