For any unknowing virgins out there, you
fucking leet retards, the girlfriend button is NOT another name for the pause button on your
fucking video
game controller!!
The girlfriend button, not that you'd ever know, is in fact, another word, for the the clitoris. The clitoris is basically like one of those new fangled garden hoses with a button instead of a knob to turn on the massive flow of liquid. Where in that
case you would push the button to water your garden, a clitoris is a button that you would push to water your moustache.
(The vaginal juices have been known to be an excellent fertilizer. In fact, instead of paying out your ass for one of those miracle hair growth formulas for
pathetic miserable old fucks, instead, you should simply liberally apply vaginal juices to the affected area.)
Johnny: My girlfriend was feeling rather sluggish this morning. So I primed 'er up by pressing the ol Girlfriend
Button. And just like an old car, after a few minutes of diehard trying, she started up with a rumble and a jolt. Terribly
bad exhaust as well. Musta been those microwave burritos from 7/11.
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