girl scout cookies

A cleverly disguised, deadly, yet irresistible trap designed to slowly kill us all with morbid obesity resulting in cardiac arrest, diabetes, ect.

Why do those little girls make their delicious girl scout cookies so damn tiny and pack 25% of your daily fat into just two of them?

The only possible answer: they are evil.

by Steve Martin 1202 March 3, 2008

Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies best known for Northern California's weed.

Yo, you got some Girl Scout cookies?

by xoxxooxo July 14, 2015

Girl Scout Cookies

The most crazy delicious treat the world has ever known.

Benefits of consumption include building girls of courage, confidence, and character, who make the world a better place via the application of life skills such as goal setting, decision making, money management, people skills and business ethics.

www.girlscoutcookies.org

"Do Girl Scout Cookies help girls positively impact their communities and the world?"

Through a mouthful of Thin Mint: "Yesh!"

by tinjuchic February 5, 2010

girl scouts cookies

Very potent weed, DO NOT smoke it bfor school or work................a blunt will have you gone.

"Bro I smoked some girl scouts cookies
and I cant get outta my seat"

by Ajizzle November 22, 2013

Girl Scout Cookies

Crack cocaine for those who don't do drugs

YO, you got some girl scout cookies? I'm feindin
Ya man i'tll cost you a dub for some thin mints

by yodaddyandyourmommy January 11, 2012

Girl scout cookies

Overpriced cookies sold by adolescent girls, known to have addictive qualities.

Girl Scout cookies are like a drug, once you start consuming them, you can’t stop.

by KingOfPotatoes June 2, 2018

girl scout cookie

You go up to a girl's door(a complete stranger) and ring the doorbell. when she answers, you ask in a high voice "wanna buy some cookies?" she then invites you in and you proceded to fuck her in the asshole.

I went to this bitch margie's house and gave her the most chocolate-y girl scout cookie ever.

by adam brenner January 10, 2006