Girdled

Taking a girdle, and by surprise throw it on top of the persons head in attempt to suffocate them by means of defecation

I just girdled that fat bastard

by Nick Sanders February 12, 2013

girdle

The part of the body where the chin meets the neck.

*pinches neck* I got your girdle! (Guarantees a laugh every time!)

by KristenE_H September 29, 2005

girdle

Another (slang) way of saying "girl".

is that girdle really a girdle or a guy, she looks like a guy... seriously. throw a rock at her to check.

by Liquid K9 December 07, 2004

Girdle

Must be rustically stained yellow to look aged,toilet paper hanging out,crotchless,distinct smell of fish and urine mixed in with car air freshner or possibly cheap end of line body spray from all good pound shops.

"my girdle is not dirty,It was yellow when I got it."

"I dropped my mug of tea on myself while I was snoring and the girdle got the brunt of it."

by I went to a fish market and all i got was this lou September 29, 2003

girdle of gunts

A group of more than one girl sporting
a gunt.

I saw a gaggle of geese fly overhead just before I went in the dive bar and saw a girdle of gunts.

by M January 18, 2004

Nerd Girdle

An outfit that makes one look like a nerd. Typically worn by an unusual or awkward female. One might wear this thinking they look good, when in reality, they in fact make themselves seem more nerd-like.

Did you see that nerd girdle Tina was wearing??

by JimboSillyPants July 20, 2010

man-girdle

A vest worn by a slightly overweight man, generally without a coat, for the purpose of appearing slimmer; characterized by tight material horizontal to the buttons, and bulging material between them.

"Dude, that man-girdle's not fooling anybody!"

by shanek April 07, 2008