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Gift Whore 

A person who takes advantage of a situation, i.e wedding, new baby, birthday, etc. to obtain as many gifts as possible. Usually by having multiple parties and or showers.
Commonly recognized during a gift opening ceremony by the fake "Oh I Loooove this gift". Or the after gift comments, that isnt the one I wanted or how cheap can a person be? And of course the 10 page gift registry at multiple stores.
Suzy's bridesmaids where getting tired of the multiple showers they had to go to and decided Suzy was only in it for the gifts...she was a gift whore.

Suzy's baby was exciting but another baby shower only meant more gifts....she was a gift whore.
Gift Whore by glyz January 12, 2006
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gift whore 

1) A person who believes the "pleasure" of giving him or her gifts is its own reward and never returns a favor or respect.

2) A bitchy person who accepts gifts from people he/she does not like.
Marta is a gift whore. She accepts presents from people she talks behind their back.

Ben loathes at gay dudes, but accepts and keeps gifts from them. What a gift whore!

In general, gift whores are dishonest and will keep whatever they can. While it is immoral, it is legal because a gift cannot be under a contract.
gift whore by Master Joie April 10, 2011
That friend who uses a gif for every single damn comment. A person who is unable to compose an actual comment, but will hunt endlessly for just the right gif.
I see that gifwhore Kim has commented on your post again.
Gifwhore by WhaleEye July 5, 2018

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026