term used while gaming to describe an event in which the callouts given by a teammate are extremely far from correct and have no positive impact on gameplay. Also known as a term to describe the unintentional baiting from a player whose headset is either on backwards or maybe not even turned on.
teammate: "The last guy is flanking, I heard him there."
*other teammate dies from somewhere other than flank*
Player: "holy shit I am getting bryced!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!