Get bat

To "give bat" is to firmly resist someone's romantic advances. It use is occasionally also extended to more general cases of being turned down.

It is a South African slang term, that probably first appeared in 1990s. It most likely has its origins in cricket - the metaphor being one of a bowler attempting to bowl a batsman out by bowling at the stumps, only to have to have the batsman play a non-scoring, blocking shot by placing his bat solidly in the balls trajectory.

I tried to kiss her at the party, but she gave me bat.

He got bat from all the girls last night.

He'll get bat if he asks her out.

by Quarkman January 15, 2010

Get Batmanned

When somebody's parents are murder or both die unexpectedly.

You're gonna have to learn this on your own son, your mother and I could get batmanned any day

by Areese May 16, 2021

GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

Get Outta My Bathroom

Leave me alone. Go Away

Ugh!!! Get outta my bathroom.

by Tony B. November 4, 2003

get the dog into the bathtub

You're screwing a girl in the ass. You try to get your nuts up in there as well. It's about as tough as trying to get the dog into the bathtub.

If you have a tuna can, it really is impossible to get the dog into the bathtub.

by oas August 28, 2006

the battle of ni and pog to get ggers

which side

po: I DECLARE THE LAND OF GGERS IS MINE BY THE ALLPOWERFUL DECLARATION OF THIS TREATY OF LAND
ni: WE DO NOT FOLLOW THE RULES OF THE NATION OF PO, WE ARE MUCH GREATER THAN YOU PUNY WEAKLINGS
po: WE SHALL BEGIN THE BATTLE OF NI AND POG TO GET GGERS
-world war 3 starts-

by backwards_cones March 3, 2021