get a kennel

A nice way to tell someone that their incessant display of affection for their dog or cat is causing you embarrassment as one who is forced to watch such display

You and that dog have been slobbering on each other for 10 minutes. Get a kennel!

by Linguistic January 28, 2012

Get a kennel

A less than polite way to tell a particularly fugly couple to stop making out in public.

Johnny: Dude, check it out! Robin and Dina are getting hot and heavy!
Sam: Aww man, no one wants to see that!! Get a kennel!!

by Ehrris March 03, 2012