A completely useless gesture that is used to annoy people because they do not understand what it means.
The gesture looks like the hand gesture for money; rubbing your thumb together with your pointer and middle finger. However, instead of holding your hands straight up, you would hold them to the side
The gesture looks like the hand gesture for money; rubbing your thumb together with your pointer and middle finger. However, instead of holding your hands straight up, you would hold them to the side
Person 1: Is he giving us the money signal?
Person 2: No he is holding it to the side
Person 1: What does it mean????
Person 2: I do not know
Person 3: Its the MoizGesture motha fuckas
Person 1 + 2: WHAT IS Moiz Gesture MEAN???
Person 2: No he is holding it to the side
Person 1: What does it mean????
Person 2: I do not know
Person 3: Its the MoizGesture motha fuckas
Person 1 + 2: WHAT IS Moiz Gesture MEAN???
by Knob_Handler February 24, 2015
Double hand and arm movement simulating male masturbation. The gesture is given from a standing position with the hand and arm movement extremely exagerating the size of the male erect penis.
by John King June 6, 2006
When someone mimes jerking off (male masturbation) in order to signify one of the following.
1. Boredom during a conversation.
2. Annoyance at what is being said by someone.
3. To symbolically show that what is going on is pointless, and/or masturbatory.
Often accompanied by rolling your eyes.
For Example:
1. Speaking on the phone with someone who doesn't know when to shut up, so you do the jerk off gesture.
2. Someone is saying something you think is stupid so you do the jerk off gesture to show what you think of them.
3. Someone is pontificating on a subject you find stupid or pointless, with a great air of pomposity and pretense, so you do the jerk off gesture to show what you think of how they are using their time.
Alternately you may also consider the topic important, but find the delivery of said speech to be extremely self indulgent. IE, someone more interested in propping them self up than dealing with the subject at hand.
1. Boredom during a conversation.
2. Annoyance at what is being said by someone.
3. To symbolically show that what is going on is pointless, and/or masturbatory.
Often accompanied by rolling your eyes.
For Example:
1. Speaking on the phone with someone who doesn't know when to shut up, so you do the jerk off gesture.
2. Someone is saying something you think is stupid so you do the jerk off gesture to show what you think of them.
3. Someone is pontificating on a subject you find stupid or pointless, with a great air of pomposity and pretense, so you do the jerk off gesture to show what you think of how they are using their time.
Alternately you may also consider the topic important, but find the delivery of said speech to be extremely self indulgent. IE, someone more interested in propping them self up than dealing with the subject at hand.
"So I was listening to this professor talk about the battle of the bulge and I love war history, but the dude just kept on and on, like he wouldn't shut up. I was doing the jerk off gesture under the table half the lecture."
by Acidhedz_Dubs May 23, 2014
When you mimic jerking off and ejaculating on someone because they are probably being an annoying cucklord and/or impatient.
jerk-off Gesture : *waiting for pedestrian to cross*
*Person honks behind without knowing the situation*
Passenger/Driver: Fuck off, you jerk-off! *mimics masturbation and ejaculation on person who honked*
*Person honks behind without knowing the situation*
Passenger/Driver: Fuck off, you jerk-off! *mimics masturbation and ejaculation on person who honked*
by Metalikz May 12, 2021
The act of placing both of your hands on your head, usually seen by disappointed sports fans. Equivalent of putting hands on hips.
by geniusonwheels November 14, 2010
Any function(s) employing Induced Reciprocity - Incentive driven reciprocal action(s) see also Reciprocal Altruism - when allocating properties to agents located in specified vectors. This is achieved by identifying and consequently pairing corresponding agents (using incentives) of a similar type, to attain a stable allocation.
In layman's terms these are Allocation Mechanisms that match people with similar interests on an incentive basis.
In layman's terms these are Allocation Mechanisms that match people with similar interests on an incentive basis.
by chux@hive January 10, 2013
(n): a gesture used to indicate that one dgaf about any situation no matter the time or place of its occurrence.
(v): to motion your hand as if you dgaf while jacking off your invisible pila.
(v): to motion your hand as if you dgaf while jacking off your invisible pila.
Girl 1: Woah, did you see what that bitch did?
Girl 2: Girl, *carpal tunnel gesture*. I ain't even mad.
Girl 2: Girl, *carpal tunnel gesture*. I ain't even mad.
by heyyobrotha March 10, 2011