gbong 

Gravity bong-method of consuming cannabis as preferred by the gods. materials for construction are less than $5. bucket or waterfall, your choice.

Warning may cause these reactions:
1. Laughing at the pattern on the couch
2. Eating all the food in your house-then robbing your neighbors house for more.
3. The "beer taxi" recreates itself into the "bud taxi"
4. Seeing air
5. Heartbeat now comes from your head. WTF!?!!
6. Forgetting how to talk
7. Passing out from pure intoxication-yes it's that strong

If you're a smart smoker and want to get the most out of your stash-the gbong is for you.

gbong by da_infamous_cole June 22, 2008

The Gongoozler 

A very SPOOKY being that hides in your pool only at night. The gongoozler will venture out into your chlorine liquid, and rest right before dawn, when it wakes and leaves. It takes the form of a half fish, half pre-pubescent man. It repeats his name, and is particularly interested in men named Mark Fishbach.

"The GONGOOZLER will hEEHHHHH swim up to you, take you by the toes, and bring you DOWN down down...."

The Gongoozler by SpikeyFrog October 11, 2020

Gongoozler 

The gongoozler prefers the pitch black of night. It lurks in the deep end of perfectly normal pools (or oceans) that have only been heated for two hours. The gongoozler will heeeeeeeh swim up to you, take you by the toes, and bring you down down down into the frothy depths. The tail of the gongoozler is considered to be a mighty relic.

If you see a shadow in your pool at night, it may be the shadow of the gongoozler. If you have ever heard the call of the gongoozler you know death is coming. Memento Mori, friends. 33: 11: 51: 11

Mark better watch out swimming around in his pool at night, or the Gongoozler might grab him by his toes and drag him to the depths...dragging him further beyond.

Gongoozler by ChirpyDragon October 11, 2020

gongoozler 

The gongoozler aims for the toes when hunting in deep water and is only present in pure darkness
If you ever hear the gongoozlers call, you know that death is coming.
A distant relative to the creature "heehoo" and "the melon man"

Whats a gongoozler?!

gongoozler by GhostBowie October 11, 2020

The Gongoozler 

The Gongoozler is a mythical creature, resembling a merman wearing goggles. It is said to stalk the depths of swimming pools, dragging people down to the depths by their toes when the victim goes swimming during the nighttime.

"Bro, I think there's something in my pool, I can see a shadow."
"It's the Gongoozler! Don't go in!"

The Gongoozler by Shutheconquerer October 11, 2020

The Gongoozler 

The Gongoozler is a nocturnal cryptid know to dwell in Mark Fischback’s swimming pool. It plays with its prey before pulling it under the water and devouring it. The most documented instance of the Gongoozler is in the footage captured by Unus Annus, shown in the video, “Mark Conquers His Fear of Night Swimming”. The footage will eventually be lost forever.

The Gongoozler will swim up to you.. take you by the toes, and bring you down, down, down.. into the frothy depths

The Gongoozler by heeeeehhh October 12, 2020

gongfermor 

Basically a guy in medieval England who cleaned excrement from cesspits.

"Why the fuck am I doing this?" Willelmus Inglewood, a 14th century gongfermor

gongfermor by chris_mk December 26, 2011